Computer Quot3s

Một số trích dẫn thú vị chọn lọc từ đây. Vâng, rất thú vị 😀

1. There are 10 types of people. Those that understand binary and those that do not. (Bạn vừa mới đọc có bao nhiêu loại người?)

2. Old programmers never die… They just decompile.

3. I haven’t lost my mind, I have it backed up on tape somewhere. (Câu này chắc mình phải dùng nhiều đây!)

4. Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. (Ngắn gọn và chính xác!)

5. If it’s there and you can see it – it’s real.
If it’s not there and you can see it – it’s virtual.
If it’s there and you can’t see it – it’s transparent.
If it’s not there and you can’t see it – you erased it!

(No comment!!!)

6. Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

7.  I’d love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code! (Thích câu này, vài bữa chắc cho lên làm blast :-D)

8. The sad thing about artificial intelligence is that it lacks artifice and therefore intelligence.

Và cuối cùng

9. The workers and professionals of the world will soon be divided into two distinct groups.  Those who will control computers and those who will be controlled by computers. It would be best for you to be in the former group. (Ngẫm đi ngẫm lại thấy chắc đây là tương lai của thế giới :-S).

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"Man does not simply exist but always decides what his existence will be, what he will become the next moment"
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2 Responses to Computer Quot3s

  1. moriator says:

    Khoái câu 1, chơi “số” độc quá :))

  2. livechung says:

    Tui day, lau qua khong len blog cua Thao.
    I haven’t lost my mind, I have it backed up on tape somewhere.
    tui thich cau nay nhat. Cai nay chac tui cung phai xai hoi nhieu

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